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Forgot about this for a while. Browser tabs making me lazy. Please enjoy your Monday robot.

If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger,There’d Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats: The Cool Hall of Fame #186

zoomar:

Make a potato Lincoln and throw it at a racist.

A suggested activity for President’s Day, but it’s pretty much good advice year round.

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Gonna have to save up some *special* potatoes for next year, unless I sleep through President’s Day again.

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bonerparty:

The Lonely Island ‘Natalie Portman Rap (Uncensored)’ (v. itsdavidelliott)
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this is the album version?!?!?! wow.

I loves me some swears.

Q&A With Real-Life Married Couple Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman — New York Magazine

Did not know. Love that deadpan dude.

True things about friends of mine.

indefensible:

He shops almost exclusively at Aldi because he loves the idea of a teutonic bureaucrat-god in Europe deciding what everyone in the world will need.

Amy, apparently you are not alone.

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Now I know that there are no stories of primates living long-term with humans that don’t end in a tornado of blood, tears, feces and/or trips to the emergency room.

Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time « Monkey Goggles

merlin:

Rudy Vallee: “Over One Hundred and Forty Five”

This totally made my night.

Surprised? Well, how’d you think all those Baby Butlers got made, smartass?

This one is for you, Mr. Maltese. Voola voola from the guy with a cock in his voice.

Vans and the places where they were.

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Now I know that there are no stories of primates living long-term with humans that don’t end in a tornado of blood, tears, feces and/or trips to the emergency room.