January 2010
16 posts
“I’m sure some people are going to perceive this as some sort of step backwards...”
– Bob Mould (via Mr. Mann)
“This Versace man is a tough, anti-establishment male who inhabits a...”
– Actual quote from an actual press release we got describing the new Versace collection. (via putthison)
Archaeologists have dug up the remains of this Versace man in his anti-authoritarian millieu, finding the missing link between tool-using man and just plain tool.
Joey I'm Only Pretend Angry Anymore
dearoldlove:
I’m not angry anymore, but pretending to be dulls the aching sadness.
"Our Testicles"
generallyspecific:
When Ricky Gervais was trying to secure Philip Seymour Hoffman a cameo in his film “The invention of lying” and his agent claimed he was too busy he requested his email address and sent him the following:
“Dear Philip, will you please appear in my new film? There is very little money involved as I spent the budget on testicular implants, but don’t look upon them as my...
